The Anger Management actor has been locked in a bitter feud with his ex-wife for months over who gets to look after their four-year-old twins, Bob and Max, and TV bosses believe the dysfunctional family would make the perfect reality show subjects.

Charlie has been vocal about his feelings toward “Adderall snorting husk” Brooke, the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services (DCFS), and the “anus-brain” judge who granted the former actress’ brother, Scott, temporary custody of their sons last week.